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This is great

May 21st, 2006

I’m watching a Fox News special debunking global warming.

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Two Three Javascript hacks

May 10th, 2006
  1. How to detect font resizing (there’s on onFontResize event in JS)
  2. How to detect the currently focused element via JS, without adding a ton of onFocus/onBlur handlers to everything
  3. JS-based min-width/max-width for IE

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Beverage companies agree to not sell soda in schools

May 4th, 2006

Is this the turning point in the war against child obesity?

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Condoed

April 29th, 2006

It is done!

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10 megapixel tiny digital camera

April 27th, 2006

Holy crap - that’s a tiny camera for 10mp!

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Possibly the best ass ever

April 26th, 2006

Lil waist, big round ass. Another angle.

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It’s official!

April 23rd, 2006

Pete Doherty is my hero. What a badass!

Moments later, Doherty boards the bus, squints at me and says, “You always manage to turn up at the best times, don’t you?” His voice is gentle, its timbre vaguely bruised. After a moment, he flips open the view screen of a camcorder — as he works the play button, I notice his fingertips are split and blackened from crack use — and begins to watch his own performance from this very evening. … The next day, Doherty is arrested in Birmingham for driving a stolen vehicle.

His music is alright, but I wouldn’t say he’s the best thing out of Britain in years. I think I prefer The Streets, despite their flaws - like the fact that their music is unlistenable after ten minutes.

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Kevin Ray Underwood

April 21st, 2006

I am fascinated, disgusted and alarmed reading the old blog entries of one Kevin Ray Underwood, the kind of depressed 20-something guy we all know, who snapped, murdered, and tried to eat his 10 year old neighbor. You have to wonder what dark thoughts were flicking through his head as he wrote his seemingly formulaic blog posts. Who hasn’t felt the kind of loneliness, sadness, longing that he expresses on his blog? How many other people are that close to the edge - who will eventually slip?

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The biggest balls in the world

April 18th, 2006

The guy from Ecko clothing tagging Air Force One

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Tom Cruise is sooo placental

April 18th, 2006

Am I the only person that thinks that eating placents and umbilical cords is disgusting?

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