Have I mentioned how happy I am ever since I cancelled my Netflix subscription? No longer do I have this angry pile of unwatched artsy european movies staring at me every time I walk past the DVD player. Life is simple: I either like what’s on the four cable channels I know of (HBO, Comedy Central, IFC and CNN — I haven’t bothered figuring out the rest yet) or I don’t. End of story. No monthly “is it worth it” decision-burden. Nothing.
I am going to apply this principal to the rest of my life and ride a mule to work in my one tuxedo.