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- No more worries about reckless, troublemaking Mardi Gras partiers!
- Great shrimping for the next few years! Shrimp LOVE human corpses.
- Get to see some of the old relatives that you haven’t seen in a while. While they float down the street after having popped out of their place in the cemetary.
- Fantastic new skylights in the Superdome roof.
- The urban children all got new TVs.
- Tons of new water front property. ALL of the city is water front property at this point.
- French Quarter won’t smell like piss! It will smell more like death.
- If you’ve ever wanted a houseboat..