At first I thought he had an arm on his back, which would be pretty damn cool, plus he could use that extra arm to hold a sword to cut his head with:
Iranian President Mohammad Khatami speaks during a Basiji students gathering, as his bodyguard tries to remove a praying mantis from his turban in Tehran, Iran on Tuesday Oct. 28, 2003. The Basiji are a volunteer islamic militia. (AP Photo/Hasan Sarbakhshian)
Thanks to Hasan Sarbakhshian for delivering to me this brief moment of joy.