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Ever wished you could do this in Javascript?

alert(”Hello!”);
sleep(30);
alert(”Done!”);

Now you can. Narrative Javascript takes your Javascript and transforms it into a gigantic switch{} statement, saving and restoring the program state as it goes so that it appears to be one function call to your program. Pretty smart.

I’m watching a Fox News special debunking global warming.

How to detect font resizing (there’s on onFontResize event in JS)
How to detect the currently focused element via JS, without adding a ton of onFocus/onBlur handlers to everything
JS-based min-width/max-width for IE

Is this the turning point in the war against child obesity?