I am soooo enamored by this super cute list of reasons that God must exist. Here’s my fave!
165. ARGUMENT FROM COOLNESS
(1) That’s really cool.
(2) God must have done that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
How can you argue with that?!
Abandoned, mostly-decrepit ships still manned by crew off the African coast: the only possible thing worse than living in Hialeah. More from Greenpeace.
Chloe Sevigny is strangely ugly.
I have discovered that I desire a piece of furniture from Kmart. I think this means I can just stop trying to be anything other than white trash and abandon my loft dreams for a single-wide trailer.
Do you think anyone told Comedy Central that they’ve already played this episode of Chapelle Show 8257 times?
The movie Sideways makes me want to cut my balls off and feed them to an alligator in the hopes that I can never have children that would participate in the creation of Sideways 2: Sider Ways.
I wish I was a scientist of something other than slacking off at work. Can you imagine being paid to perform a study indicating that left-handed snails survive more predator attacks?
I’ve finally relaunched MiamiNights as a for-profit blog about Miami nightlife, restaurants, shopping, entertainment, etc. Check it out if you have a chance.
The new “Goodbye to Chef” episode is just cut ups of previous things he’s said. HAHA.