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Archive for March, 2006

Christians crack me up

Friday, March 31st, 2006

I am soooo enamored by this super cute list of reasons that God must exist. Here’s my fave!

165. ARGUMENT FROM COOLNESS
(1) That’s really cool.
(2) God must have done that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

How can you argue with that?!

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Whitney Houston’s fabulous crackden

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

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Chinese zombie ships off the coast of Africa

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Abandoned, mostly-decrepit ships still manned by crew off the African coast: the only possible thing worse than living in Hialeah. More from Greenpeace.

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Chloe Sevigny

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Chloe Sevigny is strangely ugly.

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I am done

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

I have discovered that I desire a piece of furniture from Kmart. I think this means I can just stop trying to be anything other than white trash and abandon my loft dreams for a single-wide trailer.

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Repeat!

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

Do you think anyone told Comedy Central that they’ve already played this episode of Chapelle Show 8257 times?

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Sideways

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

The movie Sideways makes me want to cut my balls off and feed them to an alligator in the hopes that I can never have children that would participate in the creation of Sideways 2: Sider Ways.

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God I wish I was a scientist!

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I wish I was a scientist of something other than slacking off at work. Can you imagine being paid to perform a study indicating that left-handed snails survive more predator attacks?

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MiamiNights relaunched

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I’ve finally relaunched MiamiNights as a for-profit blog about Miami nightlife, restaurants, shopping, entertainment, etc. Check it out if you have a chance.

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South Park is so ballsy

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

The new “Goodbye to Chef” episode is just cut ups of previous things he’s said. HAHA.

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