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The value of a text

Saturday, September 17th, 2005

When paying five cents per text, as those suffering from the regime of T-mobile sometimes do, do you find it hard to decide if a thought is worth five cents? To me that would be paralyzingly difficult. I don’t even know if all my thoughts are worth the ten dollars per year that this domain costs.

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Metropolis

Saturday, September 17th, 2005

I had a lot of fun at last night’s party. I can’t express how big this club is. It’s like a mall of clubs. A lot of people that I spoke to didn’t enjoy it, but I had a blast. They need to upgrade their bartenders (the only bar that was quick to get a drink at was the main bar) and their bathrooms (too few stalls to start with, and then one of the bathrooms had a poop explosion so it had to be shut down).

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Nonrecommended Questions for A Speed Date

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Must read: Nonrecommended Questions for Your Five-Minute Speed Date. McSweeney’s never fails.

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My favorite song for a minute

Friday, September 16th, 2005

The Knife - Pass This On is my favorite song for the next couple minutes. Maximum cheese and predictableness, but so fucking good.

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Metropolis Downtown Miami: pre-review

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Good space, very open. A little too VIP heavy for my tastes. Sound system by Alpha Concept is thoroughly kidney bruising without being painful. Almost no one is here, and definitely no one of note, but its 3am on a Thurs so everyone needs to get to work at Intermix tomorrow. More thorough review after tomorrow’s real opening.

Update: I wrote that before I discovered the sprawling, packed, and depressing Latin music room. AUGH! Where am I?

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Poor thing

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Poor Alan T. I am outside the usual club and someone presented him with a firemans hat. He’s wearing it and strutting around flamboyantly while digital cameras flash. He’s a clown. Outrageously gay in a time when being gay isn’t as funny as it once was. A cautionary tale for those who have a granule of talent and the ability to be outrageous. What a life.

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Garrison Keillor the asshole

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Suing a small time blogger for an ironic tshirt - that’s pretty fucking lame.

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Oh muh gahd I love being alive

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

What a story! Man tries to run over teen; teen, unharmed, dusts self off and walks up to drivers side door, then punches man twice in the head; man instantly dies.

Oh god hahaha imagine the scene! IMAGINE IT!

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bzip2 support for mergelog 4.5

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

mergelog works well but lacks support for the superior bzip2 compression algorithm. Well that is, until an hour ago. Here is the patch / diff to add bzip2 support to mergelog.c. You then have to build it by commandline by adding USE_BZIP to the Makefile, o’course.

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Japon

Monday, September 12th, 2005

4 bedroom house in central Tokyo for $2,750 - what, I thought Tokyo was the most expensive city on earth? That’s almost what I pay in Miami.

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