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Whats up I’m no longer holding a broken pissrag to my ear! YEAHHHHHhhhh

Sorry, we now return to our regularly scheduled not-posting.

Raw! Sign me up.

I entered the stall with the best intentions. I wanted to blog about Metropolis: how it’s more sane now, how the throngs of shoving crowds are gone at the door, how it’s the least fun you can have per square foot short of a prairie, but I dropped my phone into a piss puddle in the bathroom stall. It won’t stop rebooting now. I have the pieces out, in the open, like being exposed to the dim light will help. Blackberry I pray for you. I just wanted to inform the Str8readers.

Those who know Peter “Piper” Diaz: Today is his birthday. Probably at Rosinella’s to start and then ???. Call my cell with questions.

Weird looking:

Nominative Determinism - your name determining your job.

It’s baaaaaaaaaaack! Everyone’s favorite oldschool Str8bloggin column, temporarily (for years) halted because I was about to get my ass sued by Erick “More (drugs)” Morillo. I can’t even think of his name without hearing a train horn. Anyway, today’s post is pure Euro-cheese maximum-distortion indie-electro fake-guitar-sample 3:45am MADNESS! And it’s stormin’. Listen:

Vitalic - My Friend Dario.

I made Miami Craigslist Missed Connections my browser homepage. It’s so interesting to see these losers whine about how they would “love to ask you out (but couldn’t because..).” We’ve all been there, that “window of opportunity” that closes just before you could take it cuz you were busy pretending to be really interested in your scrambled eggs. Or hiding behind magazine rack in abject horror because you finally met the girl/guy/puppy of your dreams and you’re wearing these really old short shorts that you got in Morocco and they make your balls peak out just so and it’s really embarrassing.

What must the other person be thinking? Here you are, pouring out your heart and soul into a lame little …

A good list, via Kottke. I don’t agree with some of it but they’re worth thinking about.

“everything i do always comes back to me”
“trying to look good limits my life”
“everybody thinks they are right”
“money does not make me happy”
“thinking life will be better in the future is stupid. i have to live now”
“complaining is silly. act or forget.”
“having guts always works out for me”

You know it’s the end of the world when I’m running the lights at Nikki Beach