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Archive for August, 2005

Struggling to be the worst

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

Well, my self-cutting message board got hacked and defaced, so I decided to launch a real first-class dot-com and message board for the reincarnation. LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE GOTHIC 13 YEAR OLD GIRL ASHES: CUTTINGBUDDIES.COM

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I am the best dad

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

I just made Molly some scrambled eggs with bacon for breakfast. I’m such a good dad! I’m not even half done making up for those cigar burns.

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Israelis gone wild

Friday, August 19th, 2005

omg i am like soooo excited about the gaza pullout.

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HAhahha.. hahahah.. haha

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

The Roast of Pamela Anderson is HILARIOUS! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Here’s the torrent

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Oooh yes

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

Vindication! I’m in the Atlanta airport’s American Air Admirals Club and there’s a mortgage industry professional speaker here having a casual conversation with someone in which he’s predicting the implosion of the real estate market. He’s taking words out of my mouth! “Realtor-created false reality,” “unrealistically high loan to value ratio.” etc etc.
On a rare, non-negative note: Atlanta is a pretty cool city, based on my three hour tour, except for MARTA during “rush hour.”

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Life in a suitcase

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

I am sitting on the runway at whatever Atlanta’s airport is called. The plane is just chillin. I am still trying to do my laundry from the trip to DR. I don’t know how people can travel every week as part of their job. It’s so jarring and confusing and time consuming.
To make it suckiester, I don’t really have a working digital camera these days aside from the D70 monster, so I don’t even have any photographic proof of my existance.
Oh well, at least I’m not on the runway in Iraq.

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Craziest idea evaaaarrr

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Introducing elephants, camels and lions into the American Great Plains. Whoever came up with this idea should definitely write for Str8bloggin.

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Words on the screen

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

The bossmen have me writing shit for them today. For some reason I have no problem spewing beautiful prose on IM, and sometimes on this blog and others, but when it comes down to writing something specific that has a real purpose, I go blank. I’m fucking autistic. They might as well replace me with Terri Schiavo, they can hook up her vibrating eyelid to the keyboard on an old IBM Selectric and watch the adjectives flow. No, but seriously, I have so much trouble writing when I really need to. Why is that?

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Web 2.0

Tuesday, August 16th, 2005

Watching people argue about Web 2.0 is way more annoying than trying to make a buck off of it.

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You people!

Tuesday, August 16th, 2005

I go away for a few days and come back to find you guys fucked up the gas prices. Wtf

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