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Whaaaaaaat! Arthur Teele killed himself!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

Too fucking weird!

Once a powerhouse politician in Miami and Miami-Dade, Teele is already facing corruption charges in state court for allegedly taking kickbacks from a contractor in Overtown neighborhoods targeted for revitalization.
 
A lengthy cover story that consumes much of tomorrow’s edition of Miami New Times accuses Teele of being involved with drug traffic, bribery, extortion and sex with multiple mistresses and male prostitutes.
LittleLouisLackner: he should have thrown defede into the presses
Jimbo: and printed his obituary in blood

Update: WTF? Jim DeFede got fired?! It gets weirder and weirder..

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Space Shittle

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

I’m seeing headlines all around the web saying stuff like “Shuttle Blasts Off in Blaze of Glory.” Shouldn’t those headlines say something like “Shuttle Blasts Off and Doesn’t Explode for Once; Everyone Surprised”? I wouldn’t say there was any glory involved this time around, more like un-disappointment.

Update: Come to think of it, I’m sure their experiments this time around will justify the insane costs and risks of the mission. For instance, their experiments “making balloon animals in space” (which studies the effects of gravity upon balloons, and balloons shaped into animals) and “eating a ham sandwich in space” (which studies the effects of gravity upon ham and mayo) are both sure to result in exciting scientific discoveries.

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For those suffering from random MySQL errors

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

For the sake of the world’s biggest bug tracking database, Google: If you are getting this error from MySQL “Error in query: #1030: Got error 12 from storage engine” consider upgrading to the latest MySQL 4.1. I went from 4.1.10a > 4.1.13 and it seemed to work.

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Circuit Shitty

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

I heard they changed their lenient 30 day return policy to a 14 day, 15% restocking setup. Anyone know if this is true? That was the only reason I ever went there and I spent thousands of dollars as a result as I am a compulsively indecisive frequent returner.

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Why I have no friends

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

MrMonsieur: damn here’s a tough one
MrMonsieur: would you rather adopt a british or french baby?
noncesense: british for sure
MrMonsieur: really?!
noncesense: yup
MrMonsieur: i would be afraid his first words would be “pip pip, suh! tea and crumpets!”
MrMonsieur: at least the french baby, though bitchy, would at least have an artistic side
MrMonsieur: he’d write tortured poetry with his own blood and feces on the walls of his crib
MrMonsieur: french people do that kind of shit ALL THE TIME
MrMonsieur: that, and lose their own bicycle race.
MrMonsieur: to a one-nutted steroid-shootin’ WASPy queeny motherfucker.
MrMonsieur: ONE MORE CYCLE, LANCE, ONE MORE CYCLE.
MrMonsieur: …

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DC housing market cooling

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Washington D.C. housing market cooling - 50% more homes on the market now than a year previous. Are the psychic death waves that I have been directing to the real estate market finally working?

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Freakonomics

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

This book sucked. The anecdotes were more interesting than the research, and way too much space on the page was devoted to praising the “brilliant” author. Fuck. that.

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Aw fuck

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

Comcast seems to have sent their customer support to India. Does this begin the cycle of increasing shittiness that always ensues? We’ll see..

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Blood lust

Sunday, July 17th, 2005

I want to see Karl Rove drawn and quartered but for some reason my bloodlust has really trailed off after reading the emails and whatnot. Another Bush admin screw up that will ultimately not make a dent in the annals anus of history. Maybe we’ll get a good one next: something to stir us lazy liberals away from our iPods and Tivos, make us put down de ganja and take up our guns petition forms.

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New dogness

Sunday, July 17th, 2005

I’m in that last stage of grieving Coco. That last stage is the one where you senselessly replace the missing thing with a facsimile in the hopes that everything will proceed as they would have otherwise and life will return to normal. Tentatively named Molly, this is my new daughter: a chocolate and rust Miniature Pinscher. So far she’s great, except the thing she does where she leaves long, rope-like wet turds everywhere.

Showing off that money-makin’ chocha

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