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Make love, don’t fight, I wanna fuck tonight

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

The late 70s and early 80s were the pinnacle of cheezy awesome music. What happened? WE’VE GONE ASTRAY PEOPLE!

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Just a word

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

syc·o·phant n.
A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.

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Coco kidnapped

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

Coco disappeared today around 11am, in the area of Biscayne and 25-30th street. If anyone happens to run into a 10lb chihuahua, hit me up. You will be handsomely rewarded.

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Defecating debutantes

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

I always thought girls didn’t poop, but this “article” seems to say they do. Anyway, look how much fun they’re having in Texas:

KELLER — Four Keller High School cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Cheerleaders from rival Fossil Ridge High School had sent the pizza to the Keller squad on the last night of a four-day camp at the University of Texas at Arlington. Less than an hour later, some Keller cheerleaders took the pizza to the Fossil Ridge sponsor, claiming that Fossil Ridge cheerleaders had doctored the pizza with feces.

After questioning, four Keller cheerleaders were sent home, cheerleaders and parents told the …

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Dear neighbor

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

You Asian whore, get the fuck out of my driveway!!!

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Ouchies

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005

Can you imagine how painful it must be to be the mother of that cancerbaby that accused Michael Jackson of touching him? The jurors basically ripped her apart, saying she caused the prosecution to lose. Oh, the ignominy.

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Slo slo

Friday, June 10th, 2005

Something is wrong with the server that causes it to occasionally start crawling. Trying to fix it. Probably won’t be able to. Bear with me.

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Alter Ego - Friday at Cafeteria

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

Check out Alter Ego tomorrow (Friday) at Cafeteria on Lincoln Road. Cool indie/hiphop/electro/house party.

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Boring time

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

I have absolutely nothing to post. Mentally I am running at 25% energy this week. Well I did get duck shit on my jeans:

But who wants to see that?

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Visual Studio 2005

Monday, June 6th, 2005

What an elaborate piece of shit.

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