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Best PHP error ever

Friday, April 29th, 2005

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Wtf is Paamayim Nekudotayim? The line in question was something like X((:::::(

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More signs of the real estate bubble burst

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

On the yahoo homepage..

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Rosie O’donnell

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

I think I have just seen an ad for what might be the most perfect casting in the history of TV and film. Rosie O’donnell will be playing an annoying, drooling retard for a movie coming to CBS in the near future.

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Simple pleasures

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

I forgot how much fun it is to watch cheesy made-for-TV movies. Currently ferocious pesticide resistant Locusts are destroying all of America.

I wonder if they had to fly in a locust consultant to make this movie. Hmm..

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Thank you, Adobe

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

Your braindead purchase of Macromedia is just the nail in the coffin that was required to kill that piece of shit, meaningless platform known as Flash.

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Liberal lament

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

Why can’t us well spoken, media-savvy liberals get together and make a fucking decent, listenable radio network? Air America is sooooooooo bad.

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Woot!

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

Holy shit thank GOD they finally chose a new pope! I was so nervous there and watching the picture-in-picture smoke stack on every news channel was really wearing me out. I was too nervous to even take a bathroom break.

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Scary

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

If this identity theft explosion continues we’re going to see the emergence of underground black markets that trade in bulk identities on IRC, the same way they did with bulk cracked ISP and public FTP accounts in the late 90s, compromised servers, open relays and zombie PCs now. I fear the day when “script kids” have a real reason for hacking your freshly installed Redhat. YarRRRr

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Str8burger v1.0

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

I have begun cooking. For those who know me: I will give you thirty seconds to stop laughing. Ok. No one told me how much fun it is and for this, I hate all of you. Anyway, as per tradition, here is my first recipe. If it doesn’t give you food poisoning that means I did my job.

This is the Str8burger. I’m calling it version 1.0 because I’ve only made it twice, though I almost fainted from the foodgasm both times, so I may need to revise it in the future. This recipe assumes you are making two burgers but if you’re a lonely motherfucker you can give one of them to your dog. Furthermore you should be able to …

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The wonders of HBO

Sunday, April 10th, 2005

Almost every day I find myself wondering what the hell methodology HBO uses to determine their programming. After playing Taking Lives almost continuously for the past two weeks, today they’re playing Coming to America.

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