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Archive for March, 2005

Tubefight, round XXVI

Friday, March 18th, 2005

The Terri Schiavo supporters are out in force. Here is my favorite quote so far: “‘Terry Schiavo is alive. She’s as alive as you and I. As such, we have a moral obligation to protect and defend her,’ DeLay said . ‘This is not over.’” I didn’t know that Tom Delay is a drooling, comatosed retard being fed sugar water through a half-inch-thick tube shoved up his ass, but apparently he is. And so am I, which I find offensive!

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Give me a fucking break

Friday, March 18th, 2005

This better not be true: “**Exclusive Fri Mar 18 2005 00:50:07 ET** The Chairman of the Health, Education, Labor, and Pension (HELP) Committee, Mike Enzi (R-Wyoming) has requested Terri Schiavo to testify before his congressional committee, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. In so doing it triggers legal or statutory protections for the witness, among those protections is that nothing can be done to cause harm or death to this individual.”

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GIVE ME DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGSSS

Thursday, March 17th, 2005

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Londoner beheaded with axe

Monday, March 14th, 2005

‘Beheading’ horror in street: “A man was beheaded in a frenzied and prolonged axe attack in a London street today. The axeman, smartly-dressed and in his thirties, felled his victim with one blow and then struck repeatedly ‘as if he was chopping wood’ … When asked why he had done it, he told officers: ‘It’s complicated. It’s private.’ … ‘I begged him to stop and he just looked at me without emotion. There was no anger in his face, he did not seem crazy. He was just coolly finishing off his victim. He wanted to destroy him.’ …”

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Christopher Walken

Monday, March 14th, 2005

There’s something so amusing about watching him on screen. The fact that he’s always the exact same and probably knows no other way of acting. The fact that he appears to be totally insane. So much fun.

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Africa is a tough place to live

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

‘Ghosts’ scare off Malawi leader: “Ghosts - some taking the form of rodents - have forced the president of Malawi to move out of his state mansion, officials have said. … Another aide who did not want to be named told the Associated Press: “Sometimes the president feels rodents crawling all over his body but when lights are turned on he sees nothing.” … ”

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Pirelli thong sandals?

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

I don’t think of Pirelli as a traditional luxury brand but I guess in a way they are. These new thong sandals don’t look as bad as I would expect.

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The Licker

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

Yet another vampiric pedophile athletic coach: “The 34-year-old was disciplined for licking the bleeding knee of an athlete. The school district placed Reed on probation and required him to take a “bloodborne pathogens” course. The student whose knee was licked told police it happened after Reed had given team members a pep talk about a coach licking and healing the wounds of injured players. “

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Best movie title ever

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005

ZOMBIE JIGGALO, PART II: SON OF ZOMBIE JIGGALO

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Another CLS500

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005

I am becoming obsessed with this car.

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