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From the “oops” department

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Whoops! I didn’t realize I had 100 comments waiting in moderation. Sorry, commentors, for treating you like scumbags unintentionally. I plan to do it intentionally from here on out. Just kidding!

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Upscale ghetto

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

The stupid supermarket by my “loft” (hahahaha) now stocks Boar’s Head. Every time I go there I see trendy white people. Admittedly I’m one of them, but it’s kind of jarring. There was only one squirming half-dead roach.

At least all the poor people will get some cash when they sell their rundown bungalows to the incoming crackers. Or at least their cracker landlords will. :)

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Stupidityness orverflow

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

A priest on TV just compared Terri Schiavo’s request to not be kept on life support to a teenager wanting to commit suicide. “Why don’t we call a suicide hotline for her?!”

You know, I think if I employed the media tactics of the Schiavo Family — such as taking 14 hours of videotape and showing 30 seconds of it — I could convince the world that Coco does, in fact, know how to fetch, shake hands and play dead. Or at least that he knows his own name.

Poor creature. CNN is showing a video of them blaring some horrible 1920s flapper music hoping to get a reaction out of her. If it was me I’d spring out of …

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Johnnie Cochran is dead

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

This is saddening. Though I don’t know as much about law as I would like, I always thought he seemed like a pretty talented attorney.

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I am a Japanese school girl

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

This video of Japanese school girls watching The Ring and being horrified reminds me greatly of my own experience with the movie. This gives me some clues about why I keep selling my panties to strangers in raincoats. Hmm.

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Hang on to your rickshaws

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Another 8.5 earth quake in the Indian ocean.. this seems rather familiar

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OMG Fuck Terri!!!

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

I can’t even summon the strength to type about this stupid retard bitch anymore, I’m so fucking physically ill about this whole situation.

Update, just seen on AOL: TeriiSchiavo: ^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~_____________

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Giving in

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

Since about 2001 I’ve operated my own business as some of you readers know. Though we’ve been fairly successful by my standards (i.e., haven’t gone bankrupt even though I know next to nothing about how to conduct business, able to pay six people’s bills and whatnot) we still encounter rough patches from time to time which are very disturbing and stressful. Most recently a client has decided to pay four invoices (totalling $20,000+) late. It wasn’t on purpose or malicious, but never the less paying the bill is always a lower priority to the client than pestering me to finish their work. Experiences like this can really kick you in the balls just when you think you’re Mini Donald. …

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** Warning ** Body falling apart

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

In the past week or two I’ve been having a lot of problems with what I think are allergies. Late at night and when I first wake up my head is totally congested — runny nose, head feeling stuffy, eyesnot even — and it takes two or three hours to feel “normal.” It’s not crippling but it is very annoying. As I write this, my vision is semiblurry (like my eyes are irritated) and my eyeballs are all itchy. It happened pretty suddenly which makes me think it’s not just the gradual build up of dust in my filthy living conditions. I’m going to wash all sheets/pillowcases this weekend to be safe. If that doesn’t work I’ll burn everything to …

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Finally, wearable couture hits the runway

Friday, March 18th, 2005

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