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What an awesome car.

A nurse holds an Egyptian baby named Manar Maged in a hospital in the city of Banha, 25 miles, north of Cairo Feb. 18, 2005. Egyptian doctors said they removed the second head from the girl, who was suffering from the rare birth defects in an operation on Saturday. (Reuters)

This is amazing. Those of you who are still using IE need to see the light.

Man, Soulseek is a festering pile of shit lately. I can’t find any obscure music at all on it. And the queue depths are just as bad. Le sigh.. back to eMule and the ten day download process.

I just thought up a new term: Shitaly! It’s what I call Italy.

It seems a troll has invaded The Cutting Edge, Self-Cutting Help Message Board. Example: 1 2

I’m normally a huge fan of impractical, silly vehicles such as the International CXT, H1, Unimog, Pinzgauer, Kamaz, ARO Crosslander and Sherman Tank, but something about this new one makes it hard to love. I present the Bad Boy Heavy Muscle Truck, a $250,000 converted military vehicle that seems to offer no appealing characteristics at all other than being 21 feet long.

Audiovox SMT5600 — B- — Solid construction, great screen, good size. Getting more weird lockups and shorter battery life than I did at first

Infiniti FX35 — B+ — Reliable, affordable, lots of toys, fun to drive, good looking. Bad: shitty vanity mirrors, annoying user interface on navigation system

141 NE 3rd Ave #1101 — C- — Good view, great price, bad maintenance, terrible parking

I’ve adjusted the pink. Those of you who are pinkly impaired may now either rejoice or blow up my motorcade with a roadside bomb.

How do you train a dog not to fart? All I can think of involves lit cigarettes and his little ass, but that seems unnecessarily harsh. Ideas?