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Beast vs. beast action

Tuesday, December 21st, 2004

HOGS vs. DOGS

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Metropresident

Monday, December 20th, 2004

Damn he looks like a fucking badass here:

President Bush (news - web sites) walks on the grounds of the White House, Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004 before heading out for a bike ride

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Reasons to join the military

Monday, December 20th, 2004

A North Carolina National Guard member thought to be the first U.S. soldier convicted of murdering an Iraqi said he “snapped” and shot the 17-year-old boy after they had consensual sex, according to court-martial records released this week.

Pvt. Federico Daniel Merida, 21, of Biscoe, a tiny town south of Asheboro, pleaded guilty during a court-martial in Iraq to shooting the Iraqi national guard private, whose name the Army withheld.

The rest..

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The funeral dirge is defeaning

Sunday, December 19th, 2004

Suprnova.org, the best torrent site there was, is gone

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Randoms

Sunday, December 19th, 2004

My love of Crate and Barrel leads me puzzlingly toward homosexuality.

The ‘ball throwing stick’ — a three foot long piece of plastic with a grip on one end and a tennis ball-sized cup on the other, meant to make it easier to throw a tennis ball for a dog — is the stupidest invention of all time.

Department stores that have sales racks out right before Christmas seem very stupid.

Designer jeans have gotten really expensive in the past year; weren’t Sevens $130 - $150 not so long ago? They have pairs for $225 now.

The Nikon D70 is a sick fucking camera. Now if only I knew how to use it..

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Drowning in content

Saturday, December 18th, 2004

Some other blog mentioned this and it’s been bouncing around in my head since then: I’m drowning in content. My poor online persona is assaulted by interesting people (AOL/Yahoo/MySpace/whatever), interesting pictures (Flickr), interesting music (eMule), interesting movies (shoved into my mailbox by Netflix and sent to my harddrive at 250kb/s via BitTorrent).. I can’t even consume all this crap that is available and pleading for my attention.

I observe this, all these indexes and search results, and I feel bad cuz I don’t have the time or energy to consume all of this highly rated stuff that’s floating around the web. It’s kind of how I feel in Miami on a Saturday night knowing there are so many good parties …

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Have you seen this fetus?

Friday, December 17th, 2004

Amber Alert issued for fetus. We can’t make this shit up folks.

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Tortured bunnies

Friday, December 17th, 2004

Some people are sooo messed up

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Just in case

Friday, December 17th, 2004

Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office gets new 30 foot patrol boat with machine guns

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Troublesome realization

Friday, December 17th, 2004

Today I had a troublesome realization that I thought I should share with my poor blog victims: I almost never feel bad for the victims of shark attacks. For instance, just the other day some kid was wakeboarding in Australia and he got eaten by a huge shark. His friends were horrified. One second, there’s Timmy skimming along on a wave saying stupid surfer things, water glistening on his muscular chest, his blonde hair and blue eyes glinting in the sun. Next second, he’s paddling wildly and screaming while blood seeps into the tide and his friends defecate in their Ocean Pacific short shorts.

I had no look on my face when I read this story.

Now, if he had been eaten …

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