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Archive for November, 2004

Ok you can stop harassing me now

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004

Str8’s back. Yeah that was like two weeks of str8lessness yet somehow society held together (sort of). That outage was actually the time it took to do a registrar transfer from the shady and terrible NameBargain to GoDaddy. Due to ICANN stupidity it’s supposed to be really quick and easy to steal someone’s domain and transfer it to yourself but instead it takes weeks. Excellent!

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Vomit Diaries

Sunday, November 14th, 2004

Coco has accidents now and then. He’s a dog and tends to forget his own name so I don’t expect much of his bowel control. He’ll piss all over the floor, defecate on something precious, or like today vomit on my new shag rug. Vomity yellow-brown doesn’t go very well with gray. As I sit here scrubbing it carefully w/ papertowels (for fear of entrusting a drycleaner who are some of the most slimy people on earth) he sits next to me quietly and calmly, looking the other way, occasionally checking my progress out of the corner of his eye. I swear he’s ashamed.

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Ketel One on a Popov Budget

Thursday, November 11th, 2004

Filtering cheap vodka through a Brita to improve its taste

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Nice try, Mr. Arafat

Thursday, November 11th, 2004

Well, he’s gone. Who knows what will happen now? They’re calling him a failure on the news. Hopefully his passing will cause some kind of change to occur in this crazy situation.

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Scott Peterson

Wednesday, November 10th, 2004

I hope that niggah gets off. It will be a major boost for guys-who-kill-their-ugly-wives-for-cuter-mistresses everywhere.
Another juror was just removed, the second in two days.

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Sleeping Japanese business men

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

Gallery of sleeping Japanese business guys

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Worst pic of Colin Farrell ever:

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

Exercise Equipment Service

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More whining

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004

These quotes make me so fucking sad:

Schaller said it was extraordinary that many voters in key states seemed more worried about same-sex marriage than the war in Iraq (news - web sites). At the same time, Republicans persuaded millions of people who lacked health insurance to vote against what they portrayed as a Democratic Party plot to put health care under the control of government bureaucrats.

In Georgia, a state where Democrats were highly competitive as recently as eight years ago, a referendum banning same-sex marriage passed with 76 percent of the vote and Bush won the presidential ballot by 18 percentage points.

What the fuck is going on man? Talk about losing “our” way..

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Election disaster wrapup

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004

So that’s about it. It was a trick on the grandest scale by those with hidden motives: the media, the liberal pundits. Kerry had no chance and we were sweettalked like cooing little babies into thinking it would be a victory of ideals and sanity on November 2. But it was nothing of the sort. I drove past reams of Kerry supporters yesterday. In my heart I didn’t worry about the outcome of the election because I thought what was right would prevail. But I had been deceived by the vile preoccupation of America’s media elite with liberal thinking and I had no problem getting in bed with that whore. They then fucked me for ten hours. It was twisted …

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To those on the sidelines

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

To those of you who had the chance to vote and chose not to, including some of my dear friends, fuck you. Having the chance to make a difference and electing not to is the stupidest, lamest option. I better not hear a politically-oriented peep out of you guys for the next four years.

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