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Archive for September, 2004

Memorable events in one’s life, pt. I

Tuesday, September 21st, 2004

Later today we are going to kill the family dog. For reference, here’s a picture of the beast from ‘03:

For comparison’s sake, I was going to post a side-by-side with the current dog of the moment who we will have to kill in a few years, but for the life of me I can’t find it now. :-\

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Fuck time

Tuesday, September 21st, 2004

This has been the fastest September on record. God damn it. I need to get my legs broken so I can spend some quality time in the hospital waiting for time to pass instead of turning around and seeing it long gone.

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Strange spam

Tuesday, September 21st, 2004

Did anyone else get spam advertising stinger missiles with a Miami phone number on it?

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Weatherjoke

Monday, September 20th, 2004

Floods Kill at Least 241 in Haiti

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From the random research department

Monday, September 20th, 2004

Wasabi increases nasal congestion though it feels like it does the opposite.

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Now that’s a truck

Monday, September 20th, 2004

Try to disregard the fag standing next to it:

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Search engine optimization

Monday, September 20th, 2004

Search engine optimization is the most frustrating “service” to offer. It’s totally guess work and the industry is full of shameful hucksters who don’t even understand technology.

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Sky Captain

Sunday, September 19th, 2004

Bad, bad movie. And it started out so mediocrely good.

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Cool story about killing zoo amimamamamals

Friday, September 17th, 2004

Murdering zoo escapees in the wake of Hurricane Ivan

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Automatic Slims Ft. Lauderdale grand opening

Friday, September 17th, 2004

Most people who have partied in South Beach on weekday nights have been to Automatic Slims at least once. The mix of terrible music and people actually having fun is hard to forget.

The owners are trying to repeat the success of the beach institution by opening an Automatic Slims on Las Olas. The new place is about four times the size; the lot is actually larger and it’s two floors and it features basically the same decorations on a larger scale (the DJ booth is inside an airstream trailer for instance).

Though the grand opening was extremely packed and there were some cute people there the overall atmosphere felt a little forced. Coordinated bar dancing by the bartenders didn’t …

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