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What a nightmare: Doctor clones dead baby in cow egg.

I guess I like it?

It isn’t pen operated, which would have been very cool..

I can’t believe Terri Schiavo is still bouncing around the court system. Wait, let me correct myself: since Terri can merely be wheeled around, dozens of highly paid lawyers who attempt to represent various parts of the life Terri once had are still bouncing around the court system in her place. Since I dressed as Terri Schiavo for Halloween 2003 I feel qualified to state my opinion that the poor girl should be let rest. In some sick way it’s unfortunate that that other Terry has given so much false hope to the families of the victims of terminal coma.

The second best part about this picture is the word “Austria” written on his ass. I had considered just getting some sweatpants with “JUICY” on the butt but I’m rethinking that now.

I know, I said we were fucked last time, but this time I REALLY MEAN IT. My nipples are hard which means there is impending doom.

Anyone else extremely happy that the VMAs are over?

Janitor throws out bag full of trash — turns out to be part of an exhibit

Sotheby’s Auction of Johnny Cash shit including rifles.

Scandalous insider info about Michael Jackson’s rotting paper nose and its eventual replacement with a piece of his ear.

Yet another eBay seller using a half-naked chick to sling garbage. I’ve seen a few of these recently. I wonder where this trend will lead.