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El Camino Monster Truck

Saturday, July 10th, 2004

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Bedding thought of the day

Friday, July 9th, 2004

Why is it that Bed-in-a-Bags are almost always so damn cheezy? Observe.

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Kerry-Edwards 2004

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

What a boring pick for veep. I was really hoping Steve Seagal would get the thumbs up for this one. They could run on a platform of Zen-inspired asskicking.

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Movement

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

My neighbor Andrew is moving out. His place is pretty well setup. About 1,000 square feet (he has various “levels”, including a two car garage, so it seems like more), asking $750/mo including utilities, negotiable. If anyone wants a pre-configured warehouse thing and wants the dubious honor of living next to me, hit me up in the comments section. Act fast, two people are already interested.

Additionally, there was a bum named Derrick who lived outside my front door in a beatup old pickup truck. Derrick and truck are inexplicably gone. Still trying to figure this one out.

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White trash Britney

Tuesday, July 6th, 2004

I can’t get enough! I love how openly ugly she is now.

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Stupidness for your teeth

Tuesday, July 6th, 2004

Has anyone seen the TV commercials for that new “disposal toothbrush” technology from (I think) Crest? It’s basically a rough-surfaced condom you put over your finger made out of something related to toothpaste. You rub it all around in your face for a portable mouth-freshening experience. I can’t decide if this is a great idea or really really dumb.

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Slowdrive

Sunday, July 4th, 2004

We got one of those fancy Maxtor 300GB external harddrives that you sit on your desk. We’re trying to backup our 80GB work-related projects folder. We’ve been trying this since 3pm Friday. It’s still copying. Windows Explorer’s GUI-based copy getting really odd errors during the copy and would bomb out, so we’re using DOS-based xcopy. This is terrifying to me. Furthermore we don’t have a Unix machine with USB2.0 or Firewire that I can plug the drive into to do a sane network copy. Ugh.

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Saddam Hussein kangaroo court caption contest

Thursday, July 1st, 2004

This guy has an expressive fucking face, even if he is a little monkeyish.

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Another insane Amazon cell deal

Thursday, July 1st, 2004

I’m fucked. The Nokia 6600 was on Amazon yesterday for -$50. Yeah, they pay you to buy it. But today it’s $49 so I guess I should just delete this post..

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Bad driver

Thursday, July 1st, 2004

You know, I’ve been lobbying to get “precisely parking an SUV at the deep end of a swimming pool” added as a pre-req to the Florida driver’s license exam. Maybe now they’ll listen to me.

via Kottke

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