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Breast implants for teens

Thursday, June 17th, 2004

What a foul fucking trend.

Thanks to Cav for reminding me that I hate this.

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Brian Eno appreciation post

Thursday, June 17th, 2004

In the comments section of this post, please wholy and completely describe your love of Brian Eno in terms of aural appreciation of his music, philosophical appreciation of his ideals, intellectual appreciation for his approach to life, and sexual appreciation for the fact that he is entirely shaved.

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Coco tattoo

Thursday, June 17th, 2004

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What a boring day

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

Two things to report: Benicio Del Toro in bum form is wandering around downstairrs and I can’t get Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman out of my head.

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“Where’s the WMD?!”

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004

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The best thing I know

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004

The best thing I know to exist is when a boring old white person first discovers spinning rims:

Driving around Waltham last week I saw a really weird car.

Starting from a full stop, the wheels started turning, but the hubcaps had inertia, and didn’t start turning until the car was up to speed. The net-effect is that the caps appear to be spinning. Very interesting effect.

My dad would love these things, and his birthday is on Friday. (And Father’s Day is Sunday.)

Does anyone know how they work, and where I can buy a set of them?

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Thoughts on house

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004

I used to write about house music all the time on this thing. Well I used to write all the time in general. I guess it’s a time issue. My interest comes and goes. I’ve totally lost interest in the situation in the outside world vis-a-vis Iraq, celebrities, the economy, all of it being so hopeless and sad and all. But for now, let’s close our eyes and imagine ourselves reading a fresh, new, hopeful Str8bloggin ca. WMC’03.

Little Louie Vega is so fucking soulful it’s almost silly. He’s like a caricature of soulfulness. Masters at Work also of course. Someone get this guy a bud light and a pickup truck.

And I’m so tired of the reverberatey overproduced eurohouse tripe …

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First annual bum census

Tuesday, June 15th, 2004

I notice that the racial makeup of the bums that plague downtown has changed a bit. When we first moved in here last August, and until recent months, the bums were mostly black and dark Hispanic. Now there’s this new, rugged class of drug-addled light Hispanic and Caucasian sleeping all over doorsteps and bothering the innocent for money. If it wasn’t for their amazingly similarity in appearance to Jesus, and my affinity for that particular savior, I would be up in arms about them displacing my dark skinned brothers. (I am somewhat Italian after all, or at least so I pretend to excuse the olive oil that exudes from my pores like a light mist at all hours.)

They’re a little …

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The woes of the morning

Friday, June 11th, 2004

There is no one online between 7:30am and 10am.

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Open letter to the media

Friday, June 11th, 2004

Ronald Reagan is dead please cover news again thank you.

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