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What’s next in hair

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

My fauxhawk is feeling tired. During winter music conference a lot of euros had really high cut, short hair with a defined ridge/peak and a tail — kind of like a mix of a fauxhawk and a mullet. The top was often dyed a lighter shade. Anyone seen this in their neighborhood?

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Beyoncelicious

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

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Hamas

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

Yo they’re gonna blast Sharon! That’s cold.

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Happiest headline of 2k4

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

‘Frasier’ Says Goodbye After 11-Year Run

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Dawn of the Dead

Monday, March 22nd, 2004

Great f’in movie.

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Seal souvenir

Saturday, March 20th, 2004

You know he was gonna fuck this thing like one of those “boy in a box” kits they sell at the porno shop.

BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) — Airport security agents at Boston’s Logan International Airport stopped a biologist after discovering the severed head of a harbor seal in his luggage.

The man, whose name was not released, told investigators he is a biology professor and that he found a dead seal on Revere Beach and cut off its head so he could use it for educational purposes. He was catching a flight to Denver from Boston on Friday, Massachusetts Port Authority spokesman Phil Orlandella told The Boston Globe.

Federal wildlife laws make it illegal to disrupt or remove body parts from a dead …

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Donald Dumbsfeld HEHEHEHEHEHEH

Friday, March 19th, 2004

Busted on video, niggah! What a dumbass.

p.s. When did MoveOn become so extremely left?

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Can Courtney get any more pathetic?

Thursday, March 18th, 2004

Jesus. It’s not even newsworthy when she looks bad anymore. Not that she was so great during her Hole days anyway. But come on.

Update: She lost her Blackberry, which she uses to send pornographic messages about Kurt Cobain’s sexual prowess.

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I feel bad for the newbies

Thursday, March 18th, 2004

I just got the most authentic-looking email from “Wells Fargo”, encouraging me to log in to my account to see changes to their privacy policy. The page looked 100% legit, with no misspellings, completely branded with the logo and colors, etc. The only problem of course is that the FORM went to some random IP address instead of Wells Fargo’s server. I bet people fall for that shit like crazy. I feel bad for them because it’s really difficult to tell the difference between this and a real email from WF. The recent Windows viruses will hijack your PayPal session also. Fun world we live in.

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New, vicious Windows virus out

Wednesday, March 17th, 2004

I never realized how far viruses have come (anyone remember 200 line inscrutible assembler scripts?) until I read about The Phatbot Trojan.

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