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What’s with the weird obsession among gays with being straight? Fucking straight guys, acting straight, etc. It seems every other post on Craigslist involves ”

Imagine how impressive this must have been to see in person:

I can’t find out exactly what the name of the event going on right now at Bayfront Park is. There are thousands and thousands of really annoying people there. Grr.

Our dark voodoo neighbors to the south are having some problems. This is my favorite photo so far:

This week’s Essential Mix features Harry Choo-Choo Romero. I expect something mindblowing and funky as fuck. Please point your Real Networks Spyware Player here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/rpms/essmix.rpm

Update: I spoke too soon. How about repetitive and droning?

Wynwood is an industrial neighborhood on the east side of Miami. It’s gradually undergoing a renaissance which means people with dirty hands move elsewhere so their bosses can turn their homes into art galleries.

The beleaguered performing arts center:

Some lame Carnival thing at Bayfront that totally fucked up my parking situation:

Anyone tried Cialis? Lasts up to 36 hours.

What a story. Some guy in Orlando boys to his house via the Internet and after fucking their quivering pale bodies on his decadent sexswing, cameras rolling, poked them with a needle and injected them with blood. They don’t know if it was HIV or not.

This is pretty shocking. I didn’t realize how common boyabuse by priests was.

Good thoughts:
aristus: dayyyym
aristus: but they’re guys, so you know they’re lying about who they fucked and didn’t
aristus: you’ve seen them at the bar, a bunch of Bishops, you know
aristus: billy? yeah, I fucked him
aristus: after Ash Wednesday Mass
aristus: you lying bastard

Happiness: Best. movie. ever.