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Archive for January, 2004

World’s least-appealing fast food

Friday, January 16th, 2004

No-carb whopper. Needs some mayo.

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The ugly truth about celebrities

Friday, January 16th, 2004

Ugly makeup-less celebrity gallery.

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HEHEHEHE STUPIDS

Friday, January 16th, 2004

All you northern motherfuckers are freezing to death. Suffer.

A hiker was found dead in New Hampshire’s White Mountains, where temperatures fell to minus 44 and the wind chill approached minus 100. Friends said the middle-aged man had been outdoors since Monday.

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Workkkkk

Friday, January 16th, 2004

I don’t know if I’m just a really random, emotional person or what, but I feel like being (basically) causes these incredible highs which are matched soon thereafter by incredible lows that can really beat the life out of you.

A few months ago the company was doing fucking great.

Then we were scraping the shitter for work.

Then we had a ton of new clients.

Then we got a ton of new bills that we didn’t expect.

Oy! Makes me want to start a hotdog stand.

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BitTorrent

Friday, January 16th, 2004

Why is it that I almost always upload twice what I download via BitTorrent? And why are my uploads almost always faster than my downloads? That’s so fucking annoying.

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New employee

Friday, January 16th, 2004

It’s always so awkward when you’re trying to figure out how gay you can act with a person before you cross that threshhold into the “victim of hatecrimes” category.

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Dear spammers

Friday, January 16th, 2004

Stop fucking with my comments. I don’t know why you choose to write the bullshit that you do in those random posts from before, but stop, you’re messing up the continuity. I’m too lazy to lift a finger to do anything about you. I don’t want to give you that much importance. I’m not buying what you’re selling. Google doesn’t even care about PageRank anymore. Your time is up. How do you sleep at night? What a shady, lame way to live. No one wants phertemine, no one believes in penis enlargement pills, we already know where to get a mortgage.

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Sony-Ericsson T610 for $-70

Thursday, January 15th, 2004

If anyone wants to switch to T-Mobile and get an awesome phone, and have them pay you for it, check out this T610 on Amazon. It does Bluetooth. Oooh.

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Quickbooks 2004

Thursday, January 15th, 2004

God this program has really turned to shit. It’s $500 and yet it’s filled with upsells and advertisements for other products. If you don’t want to pay the $150 extra fee for their tax data service, for payroll, you have to dig through a variety of very unlikely pages to find the manual payroll option. They intentionally bury it. So shady. Of course, tech support would help you, but you have to pay per incident.. yeah, $500 for a CD and I’m paying for tech support. Of course the help system is useless and baroque, as they would rather you pay for tech support.

Ugh!

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People Who Need To Do Porn pt. I

Wednesday, January 14th, 2004

Maria Shriver’s Mom, shown here unclipping her face for a quick press at the drycleaners:

We covered this hot bitch before and it’s time she gets into hardcore. Sidenote, she’s JFK’s sister. Did your head just explode? Yeah mine too.

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