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Sunday, November 30th, 2003

Puppy won’t stop farting.

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At the carwash

Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Sometimes a shower just isn’t big enough:

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Jackojoke

Friday, November 28th, 2003

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is unsafe for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

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Life is weird

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

Two separate bloggers took almost exactly the same photo of an unlikely subject. What are the chances? via Kottke

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The ew of Britney

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

Disgusting leg-flesh, hoe. Why is her hand wrapped in the decaying flesh of a cadaver? via Gwkr

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Go myself, it is my birthday

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

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Custom ghettorags

Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

$600 a pair

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Boydinner

Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

Boy Sold to Restaurant as Dog Meat

HANOI (Reuters) - Vietnamese drug addicts kidnapped a mute teenager, bundled him in a sack and sold him to a dog-meat eatery as a stray canine, state media said on Saturday.

The Gia Dinh Xa Hoi (Family and Society) newspaper said the two addicts grabbed the homeless 13-year-old from a busy market in Halong city.

Halong, around 90 miles from the capital, Hanoi, attracts hordes of tourists to its spectacular bay and rock formations, a United Nations (news - web sites) heritage site.

The kidnappers tied up the boy, bundled him into a sack and sold him to the restaurant for $19, the newspaper said.

The restaurateur, shocked to find the boy, fed him and released him.

Police were …

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The incident

Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

The other day we were going to get America-hating Arab food and this old man was walking down the street to get to his car (ahead of us) and fell off the curb and into the street. I tried to keep a straight face as if I hadn’t seen anything and kept walking, as he rolled around back and forth very confused. James slowed down, wondering what he should do, so I shoved my fingers into his side to keep him moving.

My thought process was that the old man’s ego would be wounded if we tried to help him. He’s probably a Dubya-Dubya-Two vet and HE DOESN’T NEED HELP FROM MEDDLIN’ KIDS LIKE US and shouldn’t we be in school …

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Wall of fashion

Monday, November 24th, 2003

At the Gucci store a few days ago I spotted an interesting product offering that is either new or had escaped my attention earlier: rolls of Gucci-logo wallpaper. I don’t object on the basis of appearance itself (I think wallpaper is coming back; rag on me in comments) but what does it say about someone when their entire room is basically an advertisement? How far is this from wearing a shirt with a small Gucci logo? What about shoes — you can usually tell who made the shoes if you’re observant, even from a few feet away. When does logoism become retarded?

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