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Archive for September, 2003

Ivory tower crumbles (again)

Sunday, September 21st, 2003

A few years ago a major ecstasy study was published stating that the drug would fuck up your brain after just a few doses. Now the scientists in their pristine glistening white lab coats are admitting that they didn’t actually give the junkiemonkeys ecstasy at all — it was crystal meth! “Whoops, so solly!!”

Once again I am startled by the incompetence around us. And I wonder why I didn’t hear about the retraction on the nightly TV news? I remember hearing about the ecstasy report all over the news when it came out..

Full article in the Washington Post

via Unqualified Offerings

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Special girl

Sunday, September 21st, 2003

This weekend, on needle-strewn Miami Beach, I laid eyes upon the most frightening sight: a long-assed mama-lez. Witness:

The darker crease on the right leg (right side of picture) indicates the bottom of her puddle of an ass. Yes, that’s a thong drooping lazily over her incredibly long stretchy cheeks. If this is somehow cancer related I’m gonna feel like the biggest dick.

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Burning a lot of oils

Sunday, September 21st, 2003

Article about Provigil which can keep you up for 50+ hours at a time with no harmful side effects (that have been observed yet at least). Sounds amazing.

via BoingBoing

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Welcome Burton

Saturday, September 20th, 2003

I’m always struggling to bring more and more interesting stuff to my darling sexy readers, so I’ve contracted the services of an old friend, Burton, at extreme cost to become an editor here on Str8. Burton is a former communist who became a Republican during a four day meditation session. He also likes country music and wants to be a DJ. It makes no sense, I know.

Welcome, Burton..

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At least it’s fresh..

Thursday, September 18th, 2003

Just saw this. Only in Miami.

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Pictures of cars

Monday, September 15th, 2003

First time I’ve seen a Murcielago with a regular looking guy driving it, at a gas station too..

Mercedes-Benz G55 with Giovanna 24s. I lust.

This car needs a stepladder.

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Review: Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy

Sunday, September 14th, 2003

It’s amazing that the people behind this film could take such interesting subject matter (fat hairy old jew fucks hot chicks all day and makes millions) and make it so fucking boring.

If you don’t ever plan to see this movie (which is a course of action I fully recommend), click below to read the only interesting thing about it.

RON JEREMY CAN SUCK HIS OWN DICK!

Apparently I’m the only person on earth who didn’t know this, but whatever, it’s still interesting. Lucky guy! Gross.

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I am horrified and saddened

Sunday, September 14th, 2003

Rumor: Ben and J. Lo are over. Please note as of this writing the picture accompanying that article makes Ben Affleck look like a drunken homo.

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This movie is going to suck

Friday, September 12th, 2003

Shaolin Soccer

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9/11/2003

Thursday, September 11th, 2003

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