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Spotted

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

People are weird.

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Bye goofus

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

Patty went to New York. We can now untuck our jeans from our boots.

Most terrible picture ever to say goodbye:

She also spilled this drink:

Be safe. Avoid the subway.

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Jesus

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

I am so tired of the Downtown Miami Homeless Tax. The one that the homeless people collect whenever they see you on the street and you can’t walk fast enough to get away from them and you’ll give them anything to get their stinky crazy ass out of your face and their stupid sob story out of your ears.

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Motorola V700

Monday, August 25th, 2003

I have a boner.

I’m a big fan of Motorola’s cellular phones. They’re (mostly) no-nonsense, reliable tools for people who need to communicate. I have the v60 now and I’m pretty happy with it with some exceptions.

Anyway soon Motorola will release a new flagship phone featuring USB, a color display and an SD memory slot (which can be used for mp3 playback — finally), unfortunately using the Microsoft smart phone operating system. Read about it.

Oddly it appears from the pictures that the left button is send and the right is end. This is how phones used to be but most new ones I’ve seen have this switched (which was confusing to me). Are we going back now?

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Freddy vs. Jason

Monday, August 25th, 2003

Terrible. I’m not sure how bad it was meant to be intentionally and how much was just a fuck up but it was pretty bad. Last couple minutes saved it from being totally unwatchable. 5/10.

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YAMPS (yet another mindless profile site)

Monday, August 25th, 2003

Mad Rad Hair is virtually identical to the other meatmarket sites (FaceTheJury, HotOrNot, Friendster, etc) except it has way more faggy hipsters and weirdos. Much fun to surf, yes?

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Puppies are so cute

Monday, August 25th, 2003

Look at them eating their own shit:

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Rest in peace Wesley Willis

Sunday, August 24th, 2003

Wesley Willis is dead. I met him twice (which is probably a lot for one lifetime), though I’m pretty sure he has no memory of either time, especially since he’s dead.

In memory, here are the lyrics of my favorite song of his, Vampire Bat:

Once up on a time a man was attacked by a vampire bird
He was sucked to death
The vampire bird killed him at last

Vampire bat (x 5)

The lake of fire tore his ass up
He was burning to the crisp
He was cast into the lake of burning flame

Vampire bat (x 5)

After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me, he started stabbing me in my ass
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
They sucked the blood …

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Gamblin’

Friday, August 22nd, 2003

StuckCunt: Did I tell you I was working at a “legal offshore gambling” company?
Tits n Chocha: HA
Tits n Chocha: No but I hear those are all over the place in CR
Tits n Chocha: Is your boss tagging you?
StuckCunt: I quit. It was too much pressure…Have you ever seen Boiler Room?
StuckCunt: None of my bosses used their real names.
StuckCunt: My boss looked exactly like Tony Soprano.
Tits n Chocha: That’s so crazy

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Retarded Japanisms

Friday, August 22nd, 2003

Stupid watches

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