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Archive for August, 2003

Armcock

Friday, August 29th, 2003

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy’s arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

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Stunt

Friday, August 29th, 2003

Britney Spears vs. Madonna. What’s being promoted here?

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Suburbia makes you fat

Friday, August 29th, 2003

On Yahoo:

U.S. researchers said on Thursday they had quantified the price of living in sprawled-out American communities and weight gain leads the list — six pounds on average, to be precise.

“We found that U.S. adults living in sprawling counties weigh more, are more likely to be obese and are more likely to suffer from high blood pressure than are their counterparts in compact counties,” Reid Ewing of the National Center for Smart Growth at the University of Maryland told reporters.

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Victim of its own success

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

RateMyKitten has really taken a turn for the worst lately. Ugly 15 pound strays, all of them.

Some exceptions.

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The vengeance of Tito

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

Tito, a security dachshund, keeps a close eye as the Canadian team walks by in the closing ceremonies of the Pan Am Games in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic on Sunday Aug. 17, 2003. (AP Photo/Frank Gunn)

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Hey kid, I’m a compoodah

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

They might be old (I’m not sure) but you absolutely must view these movies.

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Cheated by Mars

Wednesday, August 27th, 2003

So at 4am last night I went outside and looked south. I expected this hovering, terrifying red orb to be there just out of arm’s reach, mocking me, threatening to crush my insignificant pussyplanet into nothingness.

I saw nothing.

I have yet again been excluded from the intraplanetary hijinks that those with telescopes and dark night skies have been able to enjoy.

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Arny’s dad

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

Looks like Future Governor of Planet Earth Arnold Schwarzenegger’s dad was a big time jew-terminating Nazi. That’s crazy. A coworker suggests that his column-of- fleshyness is the byproduct of brilliant selective fucking coordinated by Dr. Josef Mengele himself. I think it’s just being bottlefed on beer. More info

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Ready for anything

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

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Back to the feeling

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

The Johnnie Cash remixes of Nine Inch Nails are so perfect.

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