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I <3 BUTT

Friday, July 25th, 2003

My new favorite magazine (or “fagazine” as they call it) is Butt. Actually I’ve never read the magazine or even seen it but they have an article described as:

BACK ROOM
FILMMAKER ALEXANDRE FREDERIC HAS A ROLEX WATCH AND HES INTRUIGED BY KIDS FUCKING IN THE BASEMENTS OF HOUSING PROJECTS

and:

LOUIS CRESPO
TOP HIP HOP HOMO THUG FUCKS ITALIAN POLICE OFFICER AT AGE FIFTEEN WITH STICK

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Storm

Friday, July 25th, 2003

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Prada at Costco

Friday, July 25th, 2003

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David Cronenberg is a jackass

Thursday, July 24th, 2003

I just saw Videodrome. See title.

I’ve noticed that I rent movies through Netflix that I would never consider renting if I were paying per title. This is similar to how I buy clothing and other items on credit that I would never pay in cash for. (Seeing $250 leave my boney fingers and getting a condom holder or sparkly anklet in return is a horrifying thing.)

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ZEE FUNMOG IST HIER!

Thursday, July 24th, 2003

I’ve previously mentioned my unhealthy and illogical obsession with the Mercedes-Benz Unimog 4x4. This particular obsession has taken back seat to some of my other ones in recent months — notably laptops, televisions, and staying home on weekend nights — but something I caught on eBay brings my lust back to the surface with frightening intensity.

Behold THE FUNMOG:

You hateful fuckers better not bid on it, it’s mine. Also where am I going to find spinning rims in that size?

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More fucked up babies

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003

What’s with all the fucked up babies lately? The cellphones are irradiating our genitals to the point of almost complete uselessness. Wait, you don’t walk around with a cellphone clipped to your genitals? Pussy.

A pair of newly born conjoined twins abandoned in a New Delhi hospital by their parents will be cared for by a non-governmental organisation

I would be screaming too.

p.s. You know it’s fucked up when you go to save “twoheadedbaby.jpg” to your hard drive and it asks if you want to overwrite an existing file.

p.p.s. It ain’t just people either. Do mamachickens (or chiquens as I’ve seen it spelled ’round here) wear cellphones clipped to their miniature bird-cunts?

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Purple bear

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003

Uhm, ok..

Fourteen-year-old female polar bear, named ‘Pelusa’ stands in her cage in the Mendoza Zoo, 1100 kilometers northwest of Buenos Aires, July 18, 2003. Normally white, Pelusa turned violet after veterinarians administered a medicine to treat her for a skin condition. Her veterinarians said her coat should turn normal again within a month. REUTERS/Str

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Nip/Tuck

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003

Very good.

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Uh oh

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003

The germans are transplanting tongues now.

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Bird book

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003

This is the most expert Photoshop job I’ve ever seen:

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