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There is hope for all people

Monday, June 23rd, 2003

Can you imagine being married to this loser?

It really happened.

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Hotwired’s weird cocktail guide

Monday, June 23rd, 2003

Hotwired has a weird cocktail guide online featuring effete and fetishistic commentary that only a seasoned old fag could love about drinks that only a true drunk would drink. Example:

Negroni

Made with the bitterest of bitters, there’s no fence-sitting when it comes to this cocktail: Either you love it or you hate it. As a most efficient aperitif, we’re partial to this ruddy libation when in need of a little color in our cheeks and spring in our step. The heads-up Campari taste makes our throats tingle and our minds decisive and determined. Fortunately, the gin keeps us mindful.

And:

Blue Blazer

When everything at the bar seems banal and uninspired, we order what a weary and worn miner did back in the 1800s, …

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Godfuck

Friday, June 20th, 2003

99% of the “oh shit my site which worked perfectly for years suddenly went bananas!” calls I get are the fault of DNS. FUCK YOU DNNSSSSSSSSssss.sss….s.

Also, please vote for who is hottest: Adriana Lima or Giselle Bunchenchuenchen on Franco’s blizog. He left out Fernanda Martinelli which is kind of foul but I’ll forgive him. Once.

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Fernanda Martinelli

Thursday, June 19th, 2003

Wow:

More here. Who is she?

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Japanese Matrix fans

Thursday, June 19th, 2003

See more, including “Neo”.

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Awesome new PDA thing

Wednesday, June 18th, 2003

PDA, cellphone, two-way pager, digital camera. In the future we’ll wonder how we ever dealt with having three devices in our pockets..

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Perfect

Wednesday, June 18th, 2003

First they cut their heads with swords, now they set themselves on fire and run down the street.

You have to admit he looks really fast though; those flames add a lot of intensity to his workout. Too bad I don’t think he’ll be able to do a repeat for a few months.

I’m imagining if I stiff a client or something and then the rest of my clients come to my office and set themselves on fire and run around in circles. Would I be concerned? Change my behavior? Drink Evian and watch with an amused expression on my face? Hmm..

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Stupids

Wednesday, June 18th, 2003

People who don’t post their picture on Friendster make me mad.

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Foof

Wednesday, June 18th, 2003

In case it wasn’t obvious, I haven’t gone out much lately. Like everything else in life, I kind of lost interest after a while (other examples: work, personal cleanliness, my lovechild). But something clicked and last night I got scarily, dangerously drunk. It was such a relief! The only problem are whole parts of the evening that I can’t remember; for instance I placed some phone calls (according to the celly) that I can’t recall having and also the car got gas at some point, somehow. I know it got gas because I had a sliver and a flickering orange light, yet now it is parked here safely at the office and I know my 9mpg beast would never make …

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Gynecosmatia

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003

Men with boobs

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