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Echo vs. RSS

Monday, June 30th, 2003

There’s a huge schism occuring in the weblog-tech community about a new technology that many people are collaborating on called Echo. It aims to improve and replace two existing standards: the MetaWeblog API and RSS. Both of these standards are outdated, lack important features and not properly described. Dave Winer is a crotchedy old man with a popular weblog who played a huge role in developing both standards, and he’s one of the most hated people in weblogging for a reason. In the past couple days he’s been making a total fool of himself on his website and many others. He whines like a little kid and cries foul about the imaginary “personal attacks” he’s enduring while slinging lies and …

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America in percentages

Monday, June 30th, 2003

Aaron Swartz has some surprising statistics about Americans.

28% say the government should have the right to control news reports

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Keira Knightley

Monday, June 30th, 2003

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Why nature loses to technology

Sunday, June 29th, 2003

I saw a turtle crossing the street today. Cars were going in all directions to avoid it. I stopped and tried to move it. It pissed triumphantly all over me.

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All women are bi

Friday, June 27th, 2003

How the hell did I miss this awesome article?

SUMMARY: A new study confirms what researchers have suspected for some time — women may prefer to date one gender or the other, but they get sexually aroused by both.

It’s no surprise that lesbians like to watch lesbian pornography. But the big news in a new study is that they also get turned on by watching heterosexuals and gay men have sex.

And straight women? They like it all, too.

The findings confirm what researchers have suspected for some time — women may prefer to date one gender or the other, but they get sexually aroused by both.
Every dyke I’ve ever asked has said that they could seduce any woman (even straight) given enough …

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Catherine Zeta Jones

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003

Obesity!

I never thought she was all that anyway.

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Apartment woes

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003

Still can’t find anything. Is this caused by my own inability to make a firm decision (out of fear of regretting it) or simply a lack of interesting rentals in Miami for the paltry amount I want to pay? Pressure is building from various groups who are involved. UghHhh.

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We’re proper!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003

My site is now officially babyproof. Following the lead of the dirty whore I did all that content labelling shit that keeps little kids from being turned into murderous, sex-starved lunatics upon visiting my site on the school’s computers.

I (like The Whore) hate censorship but approve of people being able to decide for themselves, and properly labelling content is a required step in that process.

I feel like such a badass for clicking most of the “Does your site feature..” checkboxes. Such as “deliberate injury to animals” and “visible sexual touching.” Go label your blog today.

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Network Solutions: Most corrupt company on earth

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003

I just got a “WARNING: Your domain is about to expire!” email from Network Solutions on a domain I know I renewed recently. Reading the email carefully revealed that the domain expires in March of 2004. Thanks for the warning guys, just in time!

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Two-headed monsterbaby

Monday, June 23rd, 2003

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