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Discocar

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

I’m finally cool. I got a two inch disco ball to dangle from the rearview mirror in my “truck:”

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eBay feedback

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Read this guy’s eBay feedback. My favorite:

55chevy4 (162) Jul-02-99 01:56:54 PST
Praise: I like my cars like I like my women - fast and expensive! Then I leave them.
Response by 55chevy4 - WHO IS THIS GUY ????????

wat2 (2448) Apr-07-99 21:49:34 PST 78700562
Praise: Wow! This has to be the ROUNDEST coin I’ve EVER seen! Quite impressed. Thanks.

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MEGA SEXY WEB VOTE KIOSK

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Where the gungaro at? Japanese Hot or Not.

via DazeReader

Update: Favorite guy so far. Who are your favorites? Comments section!

Update 2: Top people — weird taste over there

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Jayson Blair, go home

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

I am so tired of every media outlet and weblog talking about Jayson Blair. Who gives a fuck? He lied, he got caught. A lot of other “journos” probably do the exact same thing. Let’s move on. We’re forgetting about what’s really important: the Hilton sisters..

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Working downtown

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Been at a client’s office in downtown Miami for the past two weeks (which is a major part of the reason that I haven’t been blogging as much). Last night I only slept for an hour (long mostly-boring story) so I passed out here from 1pm to 2pm. When I woke up I felt like my brain was misaligned so I went downstairs to get some snacks (croquettas.. sp?) from the Cuban place on the corner which has like three people working in an eight foot by six foot space. As I finished and got up to go I felt a wave of crazy sweep over me. Like, literally. I froze there for a few seconds just staring down the …

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Misc.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Drying clothes on the line in the sun makes them smell good.
Jay Leno is an idiot, but Carson is a bigger one. At least Jay has a dog that climbs a ladder and walks across a highwire.
The Blue Man Group tires me.

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Dawn in the ghetto

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Click the image to see more really terrible pictures from this past weekend..

This has got to be the worst batch of pictures I’ve ever taken. I apparently had my camera in some sort of mode that made everyone look really, really ugly. Which is great cuz most of them don’t read this site so we can laugh at them HAHAHA please don’t do that.

When you absolutely must smoke..

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Wireless tazer

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

BoingBoing brings us news of a wireless tazer that operates by spraying a liquid of some kind and uses that instead of a long wire to conduct the electricity that makes you shit your pants and makes your balls explode. My opinion: This is genius. Why didn’t I think of it? Because I am a dumbass.

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Smirnoff Ice

Wednesday, May 21st, 2003

Smirnoff Ice is so thick and sugary and carbonated. How the fuck did I ever drink so much of this stuff in the past?

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Humans are stupid

Monday, May 19th, 2003

It’s hard to be happy.

Unless you’re a flake.

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