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Mayday Project

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

The Mayday Project: Photolog your life on May 10. One photo per hour.

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Terrifying long-haired Hindu

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

This is nightmarish:

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Finally, valuable art

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

My opinion of art has changed for the better.

via Reverse Cowgirl

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Apple releases music service

Monday, April 28th, 2003

Apple launches online music service in effect calling out all the idiots who said “omg I wouldn’t use Kazaa if I could just buy every song I want easily and cheaply.” Can’t wait to see what happens now.

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Christina Uguilera

Monday, April 28th, 2003

What the fuck happened to her?

Update: Two more pictures found: singing and smiling. I’m really loving this pictorial of a pop singer’s downfall.

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Str8barbin

Monday, April 28th, 2003

I cut all my hair off.

Pardon me while I experiment with all forms of wax, clay, gel and other semitoxic glue based hair products. I wonder where they get all that glue..

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Pic

Monday, April 28th, 2003

My kitty gets this sexy look on his face when he’s in The Mood:

Yes, that is a didgeridoo in the background. No, I won’t rotate the picture for you.

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Software frustration

Monday, April 28th, 2003

Upgraded my IM client for some reason I can’t remember (last time I upgraded it, I lost the ability to browse an AOL chat room list, so you would think I learned). Being a pariah from the world of Windows, I use GAIM which is actually pretty good considering it’s open source. (I say that because there are only six good open source programs on Earth) But of course, since the upgrade, the UI seems to be in some kind of zoomed mode as if it was designed for blind people. The fonts and everything are about 20% too large. It’s annoying as fuck. I don’t want my IM client to take up a lot of space on my screen. …

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Bloody Muslims Part Deux

Friday, April 25th, 2003

Just when you thought the world was safe from bloody Muslims, a new wave of head-slicing has begun to celebrate the reopening of the Karbala holy site. I remember when the local Saks was closed for a few days to remodel; once it reopened I just had to slice my face with an antique sword and run around the streets in blood-spattered white gowns. It was a hit. They asked me back. I had to decline because that kind of spontaneous shit is not about money.

But what would the Imam say about this? And the phallic imagery? “Come on Salafem al Karala ibn Masaferesh, you heard the fatwah! Kiss my sword already!” “Fine, but you did shave your balls in …

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Sad story

Friday, April 25th, 2003

WTF was the stupid thing doing in the Everglades in the first place?

This 20 August, 2002 file photo shows Hua Mei, star of Japanese movies and ever-present advertising image, celebrating her second birthday at the Kyoto Special Mega Animal Preserve. Hua Mei fell off an airboat in the Florida Everglades on Tuesday and was eaten by an alligator before her bodyguards could save her. Her loss is mourned throughout Japan.

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