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Click on the picture on the right side of this eBay auction for a fun surprise. Local copy in case the auction closes.

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It’s raining a lot
I burned my finger with a match cuz I’m stoopy
My sleep schedule is almost back to normal, praise alcohol
I will now purchase a hat
My left side aches and feels hollow

This guy was hanging around the club with a bicycle seat!

Me and my favorite lesbian. Her shirt says “Rosemary’s Pussy Ranch”.

Front:

Back:

I know which I prefer..

Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk

I don’t know what is wrong (or right) with me but right now I am so completely and totally full of energy. It’s overwhelming. I’m like a firecracker full of testosterone-laden bulls that just did like a dozen lines each and chased it with Redbull or those 30 other drinks that come in the exact same can. I am listening to Victor Calderone - Live at Tribal Sessions and twitching like crazy. That reminds me: how I long to be able to post MP3s again.. Fuck Subliminal, yo.

AfricaPundit points out that a recent strike shutdown 70% of all businesses and Robert Mugabe may be ready to resign. Finally some good news out of Africa.

Something is wrong with that pose. Other decent Hiltonporn available by clicking.

This thing looks both dorky and uncomfortable. I am drawn to it, as a dorky uncomfortable person:

Went to sleep yesterday at 11am. Luckily I have a good excuse for work: doing hardcore site-must-be-down shit all night long, yall. I wrote this because I just heard birds chirping outside and I haven’t left yet.

Nest Magazine, an expensive and overdone magazine cataloging interior design, has started selling stuff on the Web. Round 1: marijuana, bunny-sex and bunny-birthin’ wallpaper and fabric. Expensive as fuck.

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