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Auction flasher

Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

Click on the picture on the right side of this eBay auction for a fun surprise. Local copy in case the auction closes.

via BoingBoing

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Misc

Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

It’s raining a lot
I burned my finger with a match cuz I’m stoopy
My sleep schedule is almost back to normal, praise alcohol
I will now purchase a hat
My left side aches and feels hollow

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What?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

This guy was hanging around the club with a bicycle seat!

Me and my favorite lesbian. Her shirt says “Rosemary’s Pussy Ranch”.

Front:

Back:

I know which I prefer..

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I am..

Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk

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Full of energy

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

I don’t know what is wrong (or right) with me but right now I am so completely and totally full of energy. It’s overwhelming. I’m like a firecracker full of testosterone-laden bulls that just did like a dozen lines each and chased it with Redbull or those 30 other drinks that come in the exact same can. I am listening to Victor Calderone - Live at Tribal Sessions and twitching like crazy. That reminds me: how I long to be able to post MP3s again.. Fuck Subliminal, yo.

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Zimbabwe to become sane again?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

AfricaPundit points out that a recent strike shutdown 70% of all businesses and Robert Mugabe may be ready to resign. Finally some good news out of Africa.

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Nasty-gross picture of Nicky Hilton

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

Something is wrong with that pose. Other decent Hiltonporn available by clicking.

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Computer-bicycle torture-massage chair

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

This thing looks both dorky and uncomfortable. I am drawn to it, as a dorky uncomfortable person:

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Welcome to sleepy hell

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

Went to sleep yesterday at 11am. Luckily I have a good excuse for work: doing hardcore site-must-be-down shit all night long, yall. I wrote this because I just heard birds chirping outside and I haven’t left yet.

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Nest Products

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

Nest Magazine, an expensive and overdone magazine cataloging interior design, has started selling stuff on the Web. Round 1: marijuana, bunny-sex and bunny-birthin’ wallpaper and fabric. Expensive as fuck.

via BoingBoing

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