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Nonrecommended Questions for A Speed Date

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Must read: Nonrecommended Questions for Your Five-Minute Speed Date. McSweeney’s never fails.

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Japon

Monday, September 12th, 2005

4 bedroom house in central Tokyo for $2,750 - what, I thought Tokyo was the most expensive city on earth? That’s almost what I pay in Miami.

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The hyena people of Nigeria

Monday, September 12th, 2005

Photo gallery of the Hyena People of Nigeria. I’ve seen pictures of these guys before, and it kind of lost its appeal when I heard they were only doing that to get money out of tourists, but it’s still kind of interesting.

via mefi

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Greenspan’s with me

Sunday, August 28th, 2005

He said that the US house-price spiral had become an economic imbalance, threatening stability like the country’s trade gap or its budget deficit.

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I am the best dad

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

I just made Molly some scrambled eggs with bacon for breakfast. I’m such a good dad! I’m not even half done making up for those cigar burns.

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DC housing market cooling

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Washington D.C. housing market cooling - 50% more homes on the market now than a year previous. Are the psychic death waves that I have been directing to the real estate market finally working?

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Excellente

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

There is nothing more satisfying than watching Administration officials get torn apart by reporters due to this Karl Rove miniscandal.

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Swallowing

Friday, June 24th, 2005

I’d make a bad homosexual cuz I am terrible at swallowing pills. I almost always puke and it takes me many tries to get a pill down. At least until now, cuz I just figured out an awesome technique: fill your mouth with water (but not more than you would usually swallow), swish it around, then pop the pill in at the last minute and swallow. Booya! Now to worry about the side effects of mixing Robitussin Extra Strength and Dayquil..

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Streak of bad luck

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

I must have bitchslapped an ancient Indian medicinewoman at a club or something, cuz I am having the worst luck lately:

Coco ran away (gone for seven days and counting..)
I lost my favorite clothes when moving. I suspect I threw them out accidentally. Seemingly I batched only my favorite items together before throwing them in the garbage. I’ve looked everywhere.
I have had a really bad cough for the past couple days. It seems to be finally be getting a little better now that I almost overdosed on ‘tussin. In the meanwhile I am coughing up primordial ooze on everyone I come in contact with.

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Living in a shithole: the summary

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Well, I am 90% moved out of the “loft” in Wynwood. So far 2xth and Biscayne is a cool block: in the one complete day I’ve been here, I’ve been kept awake by pigeons fucking, gotten my car encrusted in the droppings of nature, seen an eight year old driving a pickup truck (on her father’s lap, but still), watched a 996 Turbo stall four times trying to make a U-turn while the driver’s cute female friend banged desperately on the door across the street, gotten yelled at by dominican children who were playing catch with an empty plastic cup, and enjoyed three refreshing cold showers since the hot water heater takes at least 20 minutes to do its job. …

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