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Traitor

Sunday, August 7th, 2005

I’m the most whiney, sniveling democrat ever, but I always find my cable gravitating towards Fox News Channel. Why why why

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Whaaaaaaat! Arthur Teele killed himself!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

Too fucking weird!

Once a powerhouse politician in Miami and Miami-Dade, Teele is already facing corruption charges in state court for allegedly taking kickbacks from a contractor in Overtown neighborhoods targeted for revitalization.
 
A lengthy cover story that consumes much of tomorrow’s edition of Miami New Times accuses Teele of being involved with drug traffic, bribery, extortion and sex with multiple mistresses and male prostitutes.
LittleLouisLackner: he should have thrown defede into the presses
Jimbo: and printed his obituary in blood

Update: WTF? Jim DeFede got fired?! It gets weirder and weirder..

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Ouchies

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005

Can you imagine how painful it must be to be the mother of that cancerbaby that accused Michael Jackson of touching him? The jurors basically ripped her apart, saying she caused the prosecution to lose. Oh, the ignominy.

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Ah jesus here comes nature

Monday, May 30th, 2005

There are fucking birds in this neighborhood and they’re making a racket.

Update: The birds must have read this post and become upset, because when I woke up this morning my car was covered in a layer of unspeakable filth. There are a lot of concrete factories around here (you know, next to the luxury condos) and perhaps the birds have fallen on hard times and are using those materials as a staple of their diet. In any case the turds will not wash off with any amount of standing-ten-feet-away-to-avoid-the-splash hosing.

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Best quote about Star Wars ever

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

From the New Yorker review: “nor is R2-D2 or even C-3PO, although I still fail to understand why I should have been expected to waste twenty-five years of my life following the progress of a beeping trash can and a gay, gold-plated Jeeves.”

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Git r done

Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

Why won’t this expression go away?

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Niggas gettin capped three blocks from my apartment

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Two shot to death on NW 1st Place
Herald staff report

A man and a woman were shot to death in a hail of more than 70 gunshots in the 1700 block of NW 1st Place early Tuesday morning, Miami Police said.

The shootings, which police described as execution style, took place near an apartment complex at 1740 NW 1st Place, which had been hit with multiple bullets, police said.

At the north side of the apartments, police found the man, who had been shot several times. The woman’s body, also shot several times, was found about a block away.

Neither victim’s name was released

Police believe the man and woman were shot as they tried to flee the assailants.

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The cyclical nature of metabolism

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Last week I wasn’t hungry for shit, you could have put a steaming plate of greasy sweaty bacon in front of me and I would have felt nothing. However yesterday (and so far this morning) I have been in omg-im-pregnant digest-the-world mode. Eventually I’ll run out of dexatrim and jars to keep my vom in and then I’ll be in big trouble.

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Rage

Monday, May 16th, 2005

The whole idea of Iron Chef America makes me sick.

p.s. Why is 75% of the commentary on this site ridicule of television yet I sit glued to it all night?

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Bill Kamal update

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

“I did nothing! I did nothing!” Wow he looks terrible now..

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