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Nightclub Archetype #3545

Saturday, November 26th, 2005

Fat girl who dances too enthusiastically

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Wokka Saki Vodka

Monday, November 7th, 2005

Anyone tried this yet? It’s getting popular among a certain crowd — that being people I know. I don’t particularly like saki and I’m not even sure if I like Wokka Saki Vodka, but I know I like to consider if I like it, which means drinking it at all the wrong times. If anyone has tried this peculiar thing, post below. I’m also trying to think of good cocktails to make with it — it’s a tough one to match up though.

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My thoughts exactly..

Thursday, November 3rd, 2005

SheMeansNothing - Almost as misogynistic as Tucker Max but without all the unbelievable drinking stories and vomiting!

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Children of house

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

It’s weird, to me at least, how house music went from being the foundation of nightlife in Miami to being an afterthought. I used to be surprised if I would hear anything other than house; I’m now surprised if I hear any house at all. It bothers me somewhat being the only person I hang out with who actually likes house, but I can’t do much about it. I guess I’ll keep trying to convince myself that Sweet Child of Mine is suitable for dancing.

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New phone is allllllllllll synced up

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Whats up I’m no longer holding a broken pissrag to my ear! YEAHHHHHhhhh

Sorry, we now return to our regularly scheduled not-posting.

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Song of the day

Monday, September 19th, 2005

It’s baaaaaaaaaaack! Everyone’s favorite oldschool Str8bloggin column, temporarily (for years) halted because I was about to get my ass sued by Erick “More (drugs)” Morillo. I can’t even think of his name without hearing a train horn. Anyway, today’s post is pure Euro-cheese maximum-distortion indie-electro fake-guitar-sample 3:45am MADNESS! And it’s stormin’. Listen:

Vitalic - My Friend Dario.

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Hell, frozen.

Sunday, September 18th, 2005

You know it’s the end of the world when I’m running the lights at Nikki Beach :-x

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Metropolis

Saturday, September 17th, 2005

I had a lot of fun at last night’s party. I can’t express how big this club is. It’s like a mall of clubs. A lot of people that I spoke to didn’t enjoy it, but I had a blast. They need to upgrade their bartenders (the only bar that was quick to get a drink at was the main bar) and their bathrooms (too few stalls to start with, and then one of the bathrooms had a poop explosion so it had to be shut down).

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My favorite song for a minute

Friday, September 16th, 2005

The Knife - Pass This On is my favorite song for the next couple minutes. Maximum cheese and predictableness, but so fucking good.

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Metropolis Downtown Miami: pre-review

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Good space, very open. A little too VIP heavy for my tastes. Sound system by Alpha Concept is thoroughly kidney bruising without being painful. Almost no one is here, and definitely no one of note, but its 3am on a Thurs so everyone needs to get to work at Intermix tomorrow. More thorough review after tomorrow’s real opening.

Update: I wrote that before I discovered the sprawling, packed, and depressing Latin music room. AUGH! Where am I?

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