WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT ID, COUNT( comment_ID ) AS ccount FROM wp_str8_posts LEFT JOIN wp_str8_comments ON ( comment_post_ID = ID AND comment_approved = '1') WHERE post_status = 'publish' AND ID IN (5434,5421,5415,5412,5403,5400,5387,5384,5380,5368) GROUP BY ID

STR8BLOGGIN » Things that cause confusion or sadness

Archive for the 'Things that cause confusion or sadness' Category

Strange dream: Indonesian food

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Ever since my last girlfriend and I broke up around a month ago I seem to be prone to strange dreams. I guess my subconscious mind is doing backflips of some sort and I won’t allow myself to interpret these thoughts while awake. I had been posting the dreams to Twitter but I don’t think that’s the right venue for them - the length restriction on posts makes it impossible to really delve into the little things, the tiny bits of dirt on every detail, that make dreams terrifying and wonderful.
It was Christmas Day and she and I were going shopping for something at the last minute. We went to Hialeah (why?) or was it the north end of Broward? …

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5434 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5434' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

Birds are smart

Monday, May 7th, 2007

The complex intellect of ravens has me rethinking my recent dietary changes to be more morality-compliant. I gave up red meat but kept chicken, and I’m starting to think I may have to axe the fowl entirely. Dohhh.

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5421 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5421' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

Oh John Kerry, you wild douchebag

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

God you fucking schmuck haven’t you ruined liberalism enough? Please, make an ecocar out of granola and ride that shit to Darfur or something because I am so, so tired of you. OUT OF MY FACE!

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5415 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5415' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

This is great

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

I’m watching a Fox News special debunking global warming.

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5412 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5412' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

Tom Cruise is sooo placental

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Am I the only person that thinks that eating placents and umbilical cords is disgusting?

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5403 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5403' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

War Animals

Friday, April 14th, 2006

There’s no way that these articles on Wikipedia can be true: Bat bombs, pigeon-guided missiles and anti-tank dogs.

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5400 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5400' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

I am done

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

I have discovered that I desire a piece of furniture from Kmart. I think this means I can just stop trying to be anything other than white trash and abandon my loft dreams for a single-wide trailer.

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5387 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5387' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

God I wish I was a scientist!

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I wish I was a scientist of something other than slacking off at work. Can you imagine being paid to perform a study indicating that left-handed snails survive more predator attacks?

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5384 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5384' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

Crazy loft

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

From the Apartment Therapy Smallest/Coolest Apartment Contest:

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5380 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5380' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »

Damn you, Apple!

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

I’m running out of reasons to avoid giving you my money. The MacBook Pro is insanely desirable despite the low resolution - now that they got rid of the SissyPC processor it will actually be as fast as a regular post-y2k computer. Damn youUuuuu.

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(comment_ID) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = 5368 AND comment_approved = '1';

WordPress database error: [Can't open file: 'wp_str8_comments.MYI'. (errno: 145)]
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wp_str8_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '5368' AND comment_approved = '1'

No Comments »