The complex intellect of ravens has me rethinking my recent dietary changes to be more morality-compliant. I gave up red meat but kept chicken, and I’m starting to think I may have to axe the fowl entirely. Dohhh.
God you fucking schmuck haven’t you ruined liberalism enough? Please, make an ecocar out of granola and ride that shit to Darfur or something because I am so, so tired of you. OUT OF MY FACE!
I’m watching a Fox News special debunking global warming.
Am I the only person that thinks that eating placents and umbilical cords is disgusting?
There’s no way that these articles on Wikipedia can be true: Bat bombs, pigeon-guided missiles and anti-tank dogs.
I have discovered that I desire a piece of furniture from Kmart. I think this means I can just stop trying to be anything other than white trash and abandon my loft dreams for a single-wide trailer.
I wish I was a scientist of something other than slacking off at work. Can you imagine being paid to perform a study indicating that left-handed snails survive more predator attacks?
From the Apartment Therapy Smallest/Coolest Apartment Contest:
I’m running out of reasons to avoid giving you my money. The MacBook Pro is insanely desirable despite the low resolution - now that they got rid of the SissyPC processor it will actually be as fast as a regular post-y2k computer. Damn youUuuuu.
For some reason, my buddy list is almost entirely empty right now. Maybe its because 90% of miami is without power. You’d think FPL would “get it” by now but alas.
As usual I am saved by the Blackberry.