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The critic that was

Monday, January 9th, 2006

Man, have you guys seen Roeper from Ebert and Roeper lately? He looks like shit! When he first started he was a fresh faced, strapping — well, sorta strapping — young lass. Now he looks like a North Eastern version of Gandalf. Filling Gene Siskels faggy cynical shoes must really be draining. I bet they are tassled loafers. Or maybe its the stress of trying to figure out how to launder those suitcases full of cash from the movie studios.

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You goin dooowwwnnnnn

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

The indictment of Scooter Libby is the most sinfully delicious story to break on the news wires since R. Kelly got caught piss-and-preteen-pussy-handed. Libby, Rove, Cheney — I hope to see them all swinging from the trees where they belong for their treasonous betrayal of their own cohorts in the CIA. As usual Andrew Sullivan is the queen to read when it comes to this whole affair, in particular this post tells the story in a concise way.

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Best Metafilter comment ever

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

In response to an article about windfarms and the birds that die as a result:

If the environment didn’t want to get raped like this, it shouldn’t have evolved us.

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An issue worth caring about

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

Save Chris Wilson - aka the guy from NowThatsFuckedUp - whose barely-interesting porn site was recently taken down by the government due to “indecency.” He was thrown in jail. The openly discussed pretext for the arrest is the fact that Chris offered free access to the porn if you posted a picture proving you are serving in Iraq. Which meant that I got to see plenty of blown up Iraqi newspaper boys and whatnot along side smiling, dim-looking American servicemen. Can this administration get any more ridiculous?

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Birfday

Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Those who know Peter “Piper” Diaz: Today is his birthday. Probably at Rosinella’s to start and then ???. Call my cell with questions.

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Garrison Keillor the asshole

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Suing a small time blogger for an ironic tshirt - that’s pretty fucking lame.

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Word of the day: maladroit

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

From the depths of the useless-word pile comes maladroit: Marked by a lack of adroitness; inept; an inept person

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Weatherlust

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

I am in Orange County, California, on yet another extremely brief business trip. I get such a boner when I experience the weather out here. It’s incredibly dry and even slightly chilly. I just walked some distance and I don’t feel like peeling off my flesh. That’s more substantial than it sounds.

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Under-reported Positive Things About the New Orleans Disaster

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

I need some help completing my list.

No more worries about reckless, troublemaking Mardi Gras partiers!
Great shrimping for the next few years! Shrimp LOVE human corpses.
Get to see some of the old relatives that you haven’t seen in a while. While they float down the street after having popped out of their place in the cemetary.
Fantastic new skylights in the Superdome roof.
The urban children all got new TVs.
Tons of new water front property. ALL of the city is water front property at this point.
French Quarter won’t smell like piss! It will smell more like death.
If you’ve ever wanted a houseboat..

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Just a thought

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

I heard a quote a long time ago that really comes to mind as I watch this coverage of the New Orleans disaster: “The things that really fuck you up in life you can’t plan for.” College, cars, your rep, none of it matters. One night a storm blows in and your whole life is washed away.

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