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How to determine who installed your Facebook app in a tab

Friday, August 27th, 2010

As any Facebook developer knows, Facebook has some restrictive ideas about permissions and what apps should be allowed to do on your behalf or even know about you. One consequence of this is that Facebook avoids giving you any information about the user who is interacting with your app in a tab. The session data you are given will contain the page’s id (known as profile_id in the decoded signed_request value) but not the user’s id. The user’s id is available when people interact with your app outside of a page tab, but that doesn’t help when it’s in a tab.
Aside: New developers, always remember that Facebook gives you more or less access to the platform depending on how the …

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The dog that funk built

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Editor’s note: This is actually a very old post, from around May of 2005 if I recall. I’m making it live now because it was too painful to make live before, but the attic needs to be swept out from time to time. I’m writing this even though Coco St. Coco doesn’t read my site that often. I don’t think he’s really feeling the whole blogging craze. I’m hoping that maybe they have internet cafes in doggy heaven and they don’t filter the websites of atheists.
I don’t know if this is an obituary. You’ve been gone for almost a week. You could come back but a part of me lost hope. I stopped leaving the back door open …

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Kevin Ray Underwood

Friday, April 21st, 2006

I am fascinated, disgusted and alarmed reading the old blog entries of one Kevin Ray Underwood, the kind of depressed 20-something guy we all know, who snapped, murdered, and tried to eat his 10 year old neighbor. You have to wonder what dark thoughts were flicking through his head as he wrote his seemingly formulaic blog posts. Who hasn’t felt the kind of loneliness, sadness, longing that he expresses on his blog? How many other people are that close to the edge - who will eventually slip?

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Bobby Flay

Friday, April 7th, 2006

I think this guy thinks really highly of himself. He carries himself proud as a peacock. Or proud as a regular cock. What a cock.

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Chinese zombie ships off the coast of Africa

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

Abandoned, mostly-decrepit ships still manned by crew off the African coast: the only possible thing worse than living in Hialeah. More from Greenpeace.

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Chloe Sevigny

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Chloe Sevigny is strangely ugly.

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Repeat!

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

Do you think anyone told Comedy Central that they’ve already played this episode of Chapelle Show 8257 times?

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MiamiNights relaunched

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I’ve finally relaunched MiamiNights as a for-profit blog about Miami nightlife, restaurants, shopping, entertainment, etc. Check it out if you have a chance.

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Slab of meat

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

There was a story that went along with this photo but I didn’t care to even read it, much less retype it. Enjoy!

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Money where mouth aint

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

I throw in the towel. Over the next six months I will be looking for a loft in or around the Biscayne cooridor. If anyone knows of anything open and raw (and not preconstruction) drop me a line.

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