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Dog park of suffering

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

The worlds most annoying possible person is here at the Grove dog park. She possesses all elements of annoyingness: she’s extremely obese, talks with a half-latin accent (brooooo!), has an annoying overly butch dog, and loves to fucking talk which always involves boasting. Omg she even has a little backpack! I’m surprised she isn’t loudly slurping on a chicken wing or talking about how she thinks the Terri Schiavo case was a real tragedy. That would complete the image.

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Hottie

Friday, January 27th, 2006

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Must have

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

The Blackberry 8700c is completely and unquestionably better than the 7280. Web browsing with EDGE is great and feels faster than dialup. The screen is the best I’ve seen. The keyboard, though smaller, offers better key response so I think I actually type faster. So far no complaints aside from an occasional backlighting problem which may be my fault. Well, that and the $550 pricetag..

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Picture this!

Monday, January 9th, 2006

Brokeback Mountain, but starring Robert Redford and Paul Newman. EwwWWWwWwWwwww!!!

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Merry Christmas mo-fuckas!

Sunday, December 25th, 2005

I hope all of your gifts are returnable as all heck.

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Update

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

I take a break from the party lifestyle - just kidding - the blogger lifestyle - just kidding the wageslave loser lifestyle - to pronounce Tony Tone’s brother a dork and loser.

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Excellent photo of Mr. Sir Str8blogger

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

I used to post pictures of myself all the time when I had a fantastic, tiny digital camera that I took everywhere. Now I have a clunky cellphone without a camera and thus my vainity is ruined. Anyway, here’s a fun picture of me from Pawnshop last weekend.

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Things that annoy me in the airport

Saturday, September 3rd, 2005

I am really good at getting annoyed — its one of my few skills — and I find a wealth of material at the airport, LAX in this case. Here’s the short list:
the bathroom full of 40 stinking, farting, tired, badly dressed men
the people walking around with crescent-shaped travel pillows on their neck
the eight year old who is defaming my haircut by having it
the food, the terrible fucking food

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report from the field

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

I’m on the road, doing 60 in 60. The wind gusts throw my truck around like crazy. But I care so much for you readers that I take that chance. Wish me luck getting home. -t from 112 east

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Make love, don’t fight, I wanna fuck tonight

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

The late 70s and early 80s were the pinnacle of cheezy awesome music. What happened? WE’VE GONE ASTRAY PEOPLE!

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