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The baffling situation involving Express 3.0 + Hogan

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

It seems like almost no one really understands how to get Express 3.0 partials working with Hogan, a new remarkably fast template system developed by Twitter.

Here’s the secret sauce:

And an example of how to use it:

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How a Facebook app can change its own tab name

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

The mysterious admin.setAppProperties holds all the secrets.

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Yeah, Russians have always been weird

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Even before they started wearing those furry things on their heads: very old photos of Russia being digitized. And what’s that realtor doing in the background on the viewer’s left side of the photo?

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Whitney Houston’s fabulous crackden

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

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Sideways

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

The movie Sideways makes me want to cut my balls off and feed them to an alligator in the hopes that I can never have children that would participate in the creation of Sideways 2: Sider Ways.

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South Park is so ballsy

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

The new “Goodbye to Chef” episode is just cut ups of previous things he’s said. HAHA.

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Mahalo mah nigga

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

I’m in Hawaii. I don’t really want to be here (biz) but it’s hard to be upset when this is the view out the window:

The weather is fuckin terrible though. There were flood warnings last night. I went to try to get a soda around 5am - nothing in Honolulu does business except the hookers on the corners at that time - and the humidity was insane. I was sweating buckets.

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Realtor lockboxes outside the Yorker

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

Not a good sign.

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A difficult parking space

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

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Map of Downtown Miami Developments

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

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